Having analyzed each page of the DSLite manual(Caution,.pdf), here now are the unaltered facts:

* The DS Lite can cause seizures. Unfortunately, the guidelines offered in this regard don't quite seem to match with the DS' design. Sitting or standing "as far away from the screen as possible" might be somewhat limited by the length of your arms.
* The DS Lite will kill your grandfather. Bringing the DS and its extremely deadly wireless signals within 9 inches of a pacemaker is considered to be hazardous.
* The DS Lite does not contain latex. This is probably important.
* A GBA Slot Cover is included.
* The stylus slides in horizontally on the right-hand side of the DS. It also slides out. Very clever.
* The Wrist Strap is no longer included.
* On the lowest screen brightness setting, the battery should last 15-19 hours.
* On the brightest setting, it'll last 5-8 hours. Perfect to occupy you in-between PSP firmware upgrades.
* The Lower Screen is touch-sensitive.

* The DS Lite AC Adapter ONLY works with the DS Lite. And vice versa.
* Only use a Nintendo-licensed stylus. Obscenely long fingernails and knitting needles aren't nearly as accurate.
* Pictochat is still not an internet application.
* One of 4 brightness levels can be enabled via the main menu. Sadly, this only applies to the screen.
* When removing a GBA pak from the GBA slot, push it out with your thumb.
* Optimum battery performance requires the surroundings to be kept above 50 degrees. Storing your DS next to the beer in the fridge is convenient, but technically frowned upon.
* Games that don't support wireless play cannot be played wirelessly.
* There is a workaround for when the touch screen doesn't work. Try poking the bottom screen instead.
* When in doubt, read the instruction manual. Quite possibly the best advice ever.

Some new images of the Nintendo DS Lite have surfaced on Nintendo's Japanese site.