Were's the sharks with some frickin' laser beams on their heads instead of the military's sharks with neural implants that allow them to be remotely controlled -- even monitored so granularly as to detect what they're feeling. Well, it's a fact that Boston University and DARPA presented such a neural project, showing their control over fish by remotely electronically stimulating their brains to simulate their sense of scent, causing them to turn and move at the reasearchers' will. So the next time you're being followed by a couple of sharks, don't think "We're gonna need a bigger boat," think "I shoulda paid my taxes."